Total Medals Earned: 129 (From 33 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,605 Points
Medals Earned: 2/11 (50/500 points)
Reach floor 2
Reach floor 3
Reach floor 4
Reach floor 5
Reach floor 6
Reach floor 7
Reach floor 8
Reach floor 9
Kill the Wurstlord
Obtain the Kielbasa
Get two Kielbasas in a row
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/220 points)
Play the game!
Shathead
Obtain the Skrunkle (You don't get anything, but hey, 10 points)
Defeat the Big Boi
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/8 (245/345 points)
Complete New England
Complete The Southeast
Complete Texas
Complete The Great Plains
Complete Pacific Northwest
Complete California and The Southwest
Complete the game
Complete the game in less than 5 minutes
Medals Earned: 4/12 (20/330 points)
Press the scam button
Take candy from a baby
Listen to a voicemail
Lose the game
Win a cockfight
Buy a dancing frog
Change your desktop background
Upgrade the cosmetics tab
Get 30 points in Flappy Butterfly
Pay 5 weeks worth of rent
Pay 8 weeks worth of rent
Unlock hidden files
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
You tried your best!
Defeat 4 enemies at once for 1,600 points.
Get 15,000 points before level 5.
Beat half-ish of the levels.
Beat all levels.
Beat all levels without dying.
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/500 points)
defeat 5 enemies in one game
defeat 50 enemies in one game
defeat 100 enemies in one game
kick a downed bandit six times
get spiky
maximum energy
recruit one hitchhiker
recruit four hitchhikers
fully upgrade your damage
defeat 500 enemies in one game
reach level 20
get the best score in the post-max level pachinko game
reach 500 points without taking damage from a mine
reach level 20 by only selecting the left upgrade
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/80 points)
Create your first profile
Die in hardcore mode
Wear any hat
Place 250 raft blocks
Have 20 torches or more placed during day time
Catch 50 fishes
Create over 20 worlds
Kill Goliath the Bullfrog
Medals Earned: 9/30 (45/425 points)
Completed the first level! WOW!
Completed level 2!
Completed level 3!
Completed level 4!
Completed level 5!
Completed level 6!
Completed level 7!
Completed level 8!
Completed level 9!
Completed level 10!
Completed level 11!
Completed level 12!
Completed level 13!
Completed level 14!
Halfway There! Completed level 15!
Completed level 16!
Completed level 17!
Completed level 18!
Completed level 19!
Completed level 20!
Completed level 21!
Completed level 22!
Completed level 23!
Completed level 24!
Completed level 25!
Completed level 26!
Completed level 27!
Completed level 28!
Completed level 29!
Completed the final level!
Medals Earned: 12/14 (370/570 points)
Buy it from the store
Equip any item
Equip an item in each team slot
Buy a book
Get 100 kills in a game
Get 1000 kills in a game
Get 10000 kills in a game
Enjoy the fire and music
Reach Difficulty 10
Reach Difficulty 50
Reach Difficulty 100
Dunno
Buy everything the store has to offer
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Launch the Turtle
Get skewered on spikes
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
